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Sep. 1st, 2011 | 03:14 pm

pistols SUCK
she SUCKS
I FORRRGOT HOW INSUFFERRRABLE SHE USED TO BE
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Jul. 12th, 2011 | 10:20 pm
mood: surprisedO:

I THINK I WAS right with jase havin some kinda repressed anger
HE SEEMED TO GET PRETTY SNARKY OVER NOTHING
then like "lol tone"
idk
but billy what
HOW DID HE AGREE TO GET ME TO DO THINGS i don't understand
wait
MORMON MIND MAGIC
he's hypnotising me to be nice
he's some kind of devil man
I KNEW IT

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Jun. 18th, 2011 | 03:39 pm
mood: drunkdrunk

i think i am more vodka than blood
lawd o' mercy
i can't even remember
what happened
where did i put my shoes
i think my bra is in the fridge
i don't...
ok
but i was drunk, i can't be held responsible
that's how that works right?

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Aug. 23rd, 2010 | 10:39 pm
mood: indescribableindescribable

SO HUH VENGE HUH
WELL THAT WAS REALLY uh
something
ohhh shit
um
wtf am i doing
I SAID I LOVED HER TOO? but she was waiting for an answer and I couldn't just be all "I DUNNO LOL"
I mean I DO really like her, like a lot
I SUPPOSE THAT'S love-ish?
arrrgh i don't knowwww
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN TOO DEEP
I really wanted to be all "WELL THAT'S GREAT but i don't feel the same way"
but i kinda do?
i dunno I LIKED WHAT WE HAD I don't want us to get too deep and RUIN it
AND WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ANYWAY
i do like her, though, like a lot
AND I'M QUITE SURPRISED SHE HAD THE GUTS TO ADMIT IT so good for her
i dunno, i feel like i need to THINK about things
think 'em through
i don't think i'm doing the wrong thing?
BECAUSE I DO LIKE HER AND I DO WANNA BE WITH HER
i just
arrrgh i just don't knowww
i'm reading too much into this
BUT I DO LIKE HER like a lot a lot
so we'll see
DAMN WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKED UP ALL OF THE TIME

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Jul. 25th, 2010 | 02:13 am
mood: bouncybouncy

WOULD IT BE BIG-HEADED OF ME TO SAY that I am one of if not THE most powerful person in this house?
I can get people to do anythings
Wear Nazi uniforms?
YES.
War Nazi uniforms for the sole purpose of being wank fodder for Erik?
YES.
They looked MIGHTY FINE THOUGH unf
Jason in that uniform, well I wouldn't mind havin a tumble with him, no sir
And Asher WELL
AH DO BELIEVE AH'M GETTIN THE VAYPUHS
venge is yet to wear hers, though
HER IN A UNIFORM dayyyyyyyum
DY
NO
MITE

speaking of which ERIK HAS A BIG MOUTH doesn't he?
From what he told me, and the fact that I've never seen Freddy in a t-shirt, leads me to CERTAIN DEDUCTIONS...
but I wanna do a little more snoops before I start sayin anything

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Jul. 24th, 2010 | 02:26 am

Title: I'm Lovin' It
Rating: R
Pairing: Venge/Judy
Warnings: PORN :D and McDonald's which can be squicky
Summary: Fast food and a quickie; ideal for couples on the go.

anyone else craving a big mac?Collapse )

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Jun. 3rd, 2010 | 01:26 am
mood: excitedexcited

WELL. I HEARD FROM JUDY (after much persuasion) who heard from Thelle who heard from Renee that Andy and Gabe are total splitsville and he's moving out.

Gentlemen, DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
WHICH OLD WITCH?
THE BRITISH WITCH!


COMMENCE MASSIVE GABE HATE IN 3, 2, 1

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May. 15th, 2010 | 03:41 pm
mood: soremy brain hurts

WELL WELL WELL O:
THE PLOT THICKENS, I SUPPOSE
So both Caleb and Annie have confirmed that her dad was the one who raped Caleb...
That shit's heavy, man.
I still can't believe they told me, hahaha
ME :D
not that I'd abuse that trust, of course
WHEN YOU GET SUMMIN LIKE THAT it's important to be good
I can rub everyone else's faces in it when/if it comes out
So there
One fucked situation, though, goddamn.
FUNNY THOUGH talking to Annie...
SHE DOESN'T GRATE ON MY NERVES AS MUCH ANYMORE?
I mean now that I KNOW WHY she acts so durr-durr all the time, it makes her more tolerable
She is my FRENEMY i suppoooose
INTERESTING, though
She's on the level
and she hooked me up with THE ERIK
WHO SAID I WAS HOT ARM CANDY
;_____;
I AM TOUCHED
but ahahah wow asher and jason and judy wtf
JASON I CAN KIND OF UNDERSTAND
well i get asher too but uh
JUDY
hahah nazi uniforms
I WASN'T LYING, I AM HOOKING HIM UP WITH THAT
HE'S GONNA COME HERE AND IT'S GONNA BE A NAZI PARTY
OFF THE CHAIIIN
so much stuff happened tonight, my head huuurts
IT HURTS BECAUSE I CARE
I better kick a puppy to make up for all this
i need me some good sex, clear my mind a little
WHERE IS VENGE WHEN I NEED HER

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Apr. 18th, 2010 | 10:49 pm

"@saffisthebest Dude. I never outright said "my dad is a sex offender". I just showed a picture and said "maybe". And moreover, you use shock humour all the time, evidenced by your #itaintrape if she's dead tweet. Gallows humour isn't exactly uncommon around here, and I use it quite frequently, so I don't know why it's okay to joke about murder or death but not sex offences? I wasn't trying to offend anyone."

A) You didn't, but "maybe" leaves very little to the imagination. Either he is, or he isn't. Your posting of his photo in context of talking about sexual offenders, PLUS Jason's reaction highly indicates that he could very well be. If I posted a photo of a rapist and then my father, from that context you're not going to immediately assume he's a chef. And I don't hate him enough to say that "maybe" he is. He is not a rapist, simple as that. So either you hate your father enough to get a group of strangers that believing "maybe" he's a sex offender, OR he is and that's your way of bringing it to light.

B) If someone's sister/mother/aunt had died and had their corpse raped, then I'd be stepping on a few toes. Jason clearly didn't enjoy your tweet so you're stepping on his toes. Either your dad IS a sex offender and Jason doesn't want anyone to know, OR he's not a sex offender and he's in awe of you spreading such a rumour about him.
B) i. If he is a sex offender, then that is highly personal family business and something you should consider before blurting it out to Twitter. There are certain incidents in my life that would make Judy uncomfortable if I brought them to light, so I don't. So either you dislike Jason and want to spite him, or are very selfish in your actions.

C) Rape isn't funny. I don't care who you are or where you're from; sexual offences are no laughing matter. Especially considering that one of our own was raped. To just 'joke' that 'maybe' your dad is a sex offender is in really poor taste -- you've lived here long enough to know that so I'm not accepting "I'm new" as an excuse. You are NOT new, you should know very well what's fine to joke about and what's not.

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Mar. 23rd, 2010 | 10:36 am
mood: hornyhorny

LESBIAN SEX
MAGICAL~~~

just what I always wanted 8D

IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK i missed her
for the sex she gives
and she's hot which is good to look at

THERE WAS SOMETHING I NEEDED TO REMEMBER?
but it's obv not as important as lesbian sex

SPEAKING OF WHICH THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO SOON
and that something is venge
and soon is RIGHT NOW

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